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No way
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Why Mets are positioned to fare better than Yankees in latest Dodgers series - New York Post
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Stock Market Today: Stocks Finish Higher; Downtrend in Oil Is Intact - TheStreet
share office space ...
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Solar Flare Photobombs The ISS in Perfectly Timed Photo - ScienceAlert
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Kirk Cousins spoke to the media — Here are 5 things we learned - Atlanta Falcons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Terraforming Mars Might Actually Work and Scientists Now Have a Plan to Try It - ZME Science
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Gold Climbs as Rising Geopolitical and Trade Tensions Aid Havens - Bloomberg.com
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nicholas Galitzine Says Masters of the Universe Has Wrapped Production - Variety